ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
AND THIS, GUYS, THIS IS THE REASON WHY I REFUSE TO LEARN HOW TO SWIM/GO SWIMMING/TOUCH WATER.
Lemme just throw this out there since it’s just another rainy day.